Can you believe that HP is a $100 Billion company?
Can you believe that a complete fucker like Mark Hurd runs it?
He's done a good job of cutting costs, and also done a great job (have you noticed?) of completely destroying one of the pillars of HP: It's culture and talent.
Given the change to disguise it up as "bad economic times," Mark "FUCK YOU" Hurd decided to give us all a pay-cut. Hey Mark, FUCK YOU.
Why didn't you just tell us to quit and leave?
Well, payback is always a bitch. When this economy turns around, you'll see parachutes popping as the best and brightest high-tail it off this sinking albatross.
Profits and P/E will improve for awhile. Then Mark will disappaear, conveniently before the stock price crash. Just as the ex-Commander in Clown (aka McCain's "economic expert" Fiorina) sits and takes credit for HP's rise, Hurd will unload all his shares after leaving because he knows the fall is coming - and he wants to get out before it happens.
FUCK YOU CARLY
and most of all
FUCK YOU MARK!