Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fuck You Mark Hurd!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Poll Results: What do you think of Mark Hurd?

The results of the first annual Fuck You Mark Hurd poll are in.

The results, as you might imagine, are astounding. A full 90% of voters told Mark to "Fuck Off!"

For those of you that are counting: That's 64 "Fuck Off's" and only 6, "I'm too afraid to tell Mark to Fuck Off!" Or perhaps one of those votes is the Fuckinator himself, Mark "Darth Turd" Hurd.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen - Mark Hurd is a complete fuck. We have proof. The people have voted.

"Hey Mark, Fuck YOU!"

You can all return to your regularly scheduled program now.

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