Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Poll Results: What do you think of Mark Hurd?

The results of the first annual Fuck You Mark Hurd poll are in.

The results, as you might imagine, are astounding. A full 90% of voters told Mark to "Fuck Off!"

For those of you that are counting: That's 64 "Fuck Off's" and only 6, "I'm too afraid to tell Mark to Fuck Off!" Or perhaps one of those votes is the Fuckinator himself, Mark "Darth Turd" Hurd.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen - Mark Hurd is a complete fuck. We have proof. The people have voted.

"Hey Mark, Fuck YOU!"

You can all return to your regularly scheduled program now.

15 comments:

  1. I didn't get to vote, but Fuck You Mark Hurd!

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  2. Hey, you cut off the vote too quick. Lots more of us want to say Fuck You Mark Hurd!

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  3. Yes, let it out! Feel the anger!

    I think I need another creative way for my readers to tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off....any ideas?

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  4. Dont close the poll so fast !
    People from all over the world want to join !

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  5. good idea- I opened the poll back up - keep those votes coming!

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  6. Look in the news. The layoff leader strikes again. Profits are down to $1.7 billion, so we gotta cut 6400 more. FUMH and the horse you rode in on that you stole from Compaq.

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  7. Hurd you is truly a turd.

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  8. Hurd is a dick. I'm sorry I didn't get to vote. Fuck You isn't strong enough for how I feel about that asshole Mark Hurd.

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  9. So, you had a vote on a FUMH site and think that getting a positive result on said poll is actually a result?

    That's like running a vote in china over whether or not China is the center of the world.

    What's the problem? You lose your job? You lose your computer?

    My laptop from HP is broken, they have bad customer support and sometimes bad products. But Mark Hurd is running a huge company and for the most part he's probably doing a decent job.

    Trouble is, none of you guys realise how fucking hard it is to do his job. So fuck you all.

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  10. HA, to do his job?? Mark, stop posting about yourself. He makes $45 MILLION and all he does is sign layoff papers, look at spreadsheets and fly on the corporate jets. Whatever, no one is worth $45 million. He is not running anything, the board is. That's ok, cut more jobs, offshore everything so when you call to get support, you get Mohammad that reads a script and makes $5000 a year. You must either sit on the board with him, bleed blue or are on of the brown nosers that takes it deep at whatever they tell you to do. I am getting a vision now, Mark wants you to jump from a bridge, time to jump!!

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  11. Just about says it all about Mark Hurd/EDS/HP at http://edsfuckups.com

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  12. I didn't have chance to say FUCK YOU MARK HURD!!!! I really hate him so much! FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!!

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  13. I am late to this...but like to say FUCK YOU VERY MUCH...Mark Hurd

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  14. Mark Hurd has resigned! The ultimate FUCK YOU MARK HURD!

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/hp-ceo-mark-hurd-resigns/article1664743/

    Love it!

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  15. Mark Hurd has resigned!! Please post a big Post on that or make me a part of it!!

    http://sify.com/news/hp-ceo-mark-hurd-resigns-over-sexual-harassment-charges-news-international-kihlkfbiedg.html

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